I love soft toys.
They usually squeak. They’re perfect for fetch. I take them to whoever I want to and drop it at their feet.
There’s just one problem.
Apparently, most dogs aren’t anywhere near as good at killing things as I am. I’m a hunter! I proved it to my family by killing a mole. I dug him out of the ground and killed him. I’m amazing!
But that killer instinct is stronger than any of the toys on the market. Within 24 hours, I’ve pulled out most of the stuffing and any squeakers of the toy my Family has brought me. I’m sure they won’t mind buying me new ones every few days…
I gotta be me!
