So apparently I’m a little guy. I don’t know exactly what they use as a benchmark, because seriously, you should have seen me a few months ago. But they think it’s a good thing, I think, so I’ll let them call me “peanut” and “little dude” and “tiny puppy.” It usually involves snuggles or being picked up, both of which I’m a big fan of, so I guess it’s good! Apparently they’re comparing my size to Shadrach’s. I’m starting to think Shadrach was absolutely ginormous! I’m the perfect size to be held. I make an excellent lap dog. I’m guessing Shadrach didn’t do either of those things. I’m not going to spend my whole life in his shadow, though (which was apparently the size of the moon). I’m working at carving out a new concept of “Family Dog” for these guys,...